Summer has been evaporating my Sanity.

Summer has been incredibly boring for me so far. I’ve been stuck at home for two weeks now without neither a single penny nor a dvd to watch. Add to that, our cable operator has decided to cut down our subscription to the cheapest one with only 23 channels without prior notice. Worst, they’ve removed the GOOD channels and replaced it with channels I barely knew existed. Geddemn, they replaced Animax with Arirang! Dang. Our house has turned practically into my personal idealization of hell, and this season is turning me into a sedentary big blob of flabs.

However, summer is not all bad for me. It made me think and imagine a lot lately. I’ve been imagining and creating stories to beat off both the heat and the boredom. And one of the things I’ve pondered upon on is about my life experiences. It may sound cliché, but I’ve realized that life has taught me a lot more lessons than my whole college experience. Life has taught me lessons far more valuable and important compared to lectures about chemistry and all that shit. Which made me think: have I been wasting 120,000 grand for the past 3 years just to see bitches crush little kids’ dreams?

• Promises never come true because they are really meant to be broken. It’s pretty basic, and I am sure all of you who read this know this fact.  If you disagree, I’ll be willing to watch you fail in life.
• Love screws up your life. You fall in love, a bunch of promises sprung up, then voila! Promises broken and you become an instant useless zombie drowning in your own tears.
• But then again, love can give you a happy, fairy tale life. It depends on the person you love, actually. If you love someone who’s shitty, then prepare your ass for some hardcore buttkick. If not, then good for you.
• It’s always an either or world. You simply can’t have it all, even if you overdose on that pill advertised by Edu.
• The easiest place to find bitches is in a school. Most of the time they spend their time there pretending to be an intellectual so that they can legitimize their lifelong goal to decimate whatever dreams their slaves students have.
• Good quality professors are hard to come by, and in order to secure a seat in their class, extreme measures must be taken, like seducing your college’s respective academic assistants.
• Most of the brightest ideas come from the dirtiest of all places.
• Not all that glitters is gold. Some are just aluminum foils.
• We all live in a superficial world where, sadly, money is the lord and religion is the escape.
• We are bound in flesh and earth. We can never be too holy.

Yeah, right. Never too holy.